Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
it's like heaven, but drunker
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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