Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
we should paint friendship bongs
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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