is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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