Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
