Define "chronic" masturbator.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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