you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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