i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Houston, we have a blender
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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