Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
