all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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