dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
