It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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