I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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