She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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