worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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