'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
My brain says no but my pants say off.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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