Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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