i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We're not piercing ourselves today.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
