Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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