I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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