He is such a slut. More and more my type.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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