i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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