billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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