well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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