We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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