He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
My vagina just recognized that song.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
