highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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