I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You are a genius and a whore.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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