Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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