there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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