I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
