I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
