She said her name was "party"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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