So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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