it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
