why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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