Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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