Its about making memories worth repressing
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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