I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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