Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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