we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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