She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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