We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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