After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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