Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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