I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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