I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Randomize
