Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Randomize
