I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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