i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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