At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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