Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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